Yes yes yes I know its been a long time but I got a good excuse - travelled across the sea. got engaged, and married. Been busy working on our script too, will make a great bollywood movie.
Anywhoz, I introduced my wife to the awesomeness that is Lost and got me to thhinking maybe I should post my script for Lost:Afterlife coz lets be honest the ending did leave a bitter taste on our tongue not as bad as Lennon I mean english feels on Dogen's tongue but still there was a lacking for something more. Also I cant let go so Im tired of people telling me that I can - So stop telling me what I can do.
Anywhoz, I introduced my wife to the awesomeness that is Lost and got me to thhinking maybe I should post my script for Lost:Afterlife coz lets be honest the ending did leave a bitter taste on our tongue not as bad as Lennon I mean english feels on Dogen's tongue but still there was a lacking for something more. Also I cant let go so Im tired of people telling me that I can - So stop telling me what I can do.
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| Lost Season 7 Afterlife Paraody |
Narrator: Previously on Lost:
Losties entered the white light
Charlie: Guys, where are we?
Sawyer: Look aroun' Pipin, We aint in The Shire no more.
Locke: Not necessarily James, The Island brought us here. To
this Place. To This time. I am a man of faith and my faith has never been wrong.
Sawyer: why if it isn' ol captain Ahab, just “hanging”
around.
Anna Lucia: Rather hanged than shot
Michael: Anna, pst, you aint supposed to be here. You
suppose to be looking for Walt WALT WALT WALT. That boy gone and grown up so
much – must be the islands power
Libby: hello Michael, remember me?
Michael: no, I don’t remember you Elizabeth, I mean Libby, I
never shoot you twice while you were holding a blanket in the bunker
Hugo: Dude, you’re such a liar. You totally shot Libby, my Libby.
Michael: it was either that or get flattened by your fat ass
Hugo: not cool dude, I’m just big boned. I’m still spry. I
only weigh 4 8 15 16 23 42 pounds.
Claire: AARRRG My baby, My Baby Where’s my baby…Somebody
took my baby. Has anyone seen my baby. AARRG someone took my baby
Kate: Claire, you gave him to me, remember?
Claire: What? Aaron was with you? craaikie, oh yeah, I ran
off to sort out my daddy issues.
Kate: Next time carry some gasoline and lighter, that’s how
I got rid of my daddy issues
Claire: My daddy is Christian
Kate: Did he know his little girl got pregnant out of
wedlock? Not very Christian if you ask me
Claire: I’m gonna scratch your eyes out
Makhil: Bah. Eye joke. Only funny till you lose eye.
Jack: Enough, we cant keep fighting with each other. We are
the survivors of oceanic flight 815, Ajira flight 315, Kakhuna suriviors and
[high pitched gonna cry voice] if we cant live together, we going to die alone
Sawyer: Damn Straight, But look around Jeff Probst, the
island has spoken and our torches have been snuffed out so I guess you were
right, we all died together. Aint that just dandy
Suddenly a Loud thunderous sound
Mr Eko: I am not sorry. I did what I needed to do to survive
for that I cannot be sorry.
Shannon: OMG! Mr like Eko so totally like farted
Charlie: It’s the French, the French are coming, I can smell
the French!
Mr Eko: Nor Charlie. That was me, I have expelled the demons
within in me and this air is now pungent with their odour
Sun: Jin, where are you
Jin: Sun, I cant see you
Sawyer: Hidden dragon, crouching tiger, stop squinting and
open your eyes
Jin & Sun: we aren’t squinting and our eyes are opened!
Claire: Aaron! Where is my baby! Someone took my baby…again
Hugo: don’t panic Claire, quick how much does Aaron weigh?
Claire: I don’t know! Kate had my baby
Kate: he was 10 pounds, why?
Hugo: coz now I weigh 4 8 15 16 23 52 pounds. I had to do
it, I had to break the numbers
Claire: No worries, I see a log over there, I will carve a
face and name him Aaron
A burst of blinding light…enter Ben
Ben: hello and welcome to…
“doof” LOST
END of Season 7 Episode 1. Epsisode 2 to follow next week...
