Hmmm...ok... so I was asked to start a blog coz apparently humans find the crap I say/write to be interesting…so it got me thinking…why do muggles find the thoughts of other muggles interesting? Whether it’s reading a book, listening to music, following a political leader or watching a movie – humans follow the thoughts of others.
But what are these thoughts? What are we really following? Political leaders' whims, musician's emotions, the escape into a reality created by movie directors and games developer - these are all the thoughts created by other people that we gather.
Humans are like dung beetles, running around collecting the excrement (thoughts) of other humans' to form their own identity.
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| Thought/Crap gathered from The Beatles on Abbey Road |
So why are certain people gifted with more enriching crap than others? Are we all not carbon based life forms, "prick us and we bleed, kill us and we die". So how can the thoughts/crap of others be more tantalizing than others? It comes down to a filtration system.
I believe “they” have implanted a filter between the brain and mouth of individuals to enslave humanity's thought process, which forces people to confirm to the social rules, the socials rules “they” created.
Fortunately my filter was not installed properly. I am an odd ball, a social outcast and generally awkward – So I am able to express my raw thoughts without caring what society or you think of me.
Through the centuries “they” have prevailed in oppressing the masses to submit to what “they” feel is socially acceptable by selecting people with faulty filters and moulding them as leaders to set social protocols.
Hitler and Mandela were radical leaders that steered the world to war and reconciliation, now perhaps Justin Beiber is at the helm. I wish could say that’s never going to happen but I learnt to never say never, like 300,762,652 other people have too. Like it or not we gather the thoughts of these people.
My brain is always thinking, I’m not special, everyone’s brain is always is thinking, just that most people hide it very well. Everyone has at least one voice in their head. People think that these are your thoughts, people who think anything else are idiots. What does your voice say right now? It is “saying” this sentence right now.
Reading, listening, watching, tasting and touching requires a process. The process of thinking; and thinking excretes thoughts which are in your head right now! So in a way, I’m taking a dump in your head.
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| Rodin the Thinker, a sculpture made in 1902 to depict a man thinking, supports my excrement thought theory |
Crap thoughts (not only thought had on the crapper) can be constipated (like when on the crapper) from heavy/stressful/problem thinking– leaving the mind in a sluggish state. On the other end of the scale thinking light/humorous/nothing and those thoughts is just gas. Maybe this is where the term airheads came from. More evidence to support my theory that all thoughts are just crap.
So what makes us think regular thoughts? Bran? No but if you thought that you were close, you were just missing an “i” in bran coz it’s your bra”i”n that makes you think. Seriously, if you had to think about what makes you think, then you need to follow and gather more thoughts till you start thinking for yourself.
You either die a follower or you live long enough to see yourself become one of “them”. I can do both those things. Because I'm not a hero, not like Gandhi or a dictator like Hitler. I ridicule social norms and call out false pretences. That's what I can be. A Voice. Not a voice people deserve but the voice needed. Nothing less than a silent knight. Writing, talking, sharing crappy thoughts. For this, “They'll” ostracise me, you'll mock me, you'll condemn me, set the dogs on me, because that's what needs to happen. I can take it because I’m not your hero. I’m a vengeful guardian, a watchful protector. A Bat-Pool Blogger!
Gonna eat some bran coz my brain needs to keep regular if I’m to continue writing this crap.
